So some lackey in the prison system made a mistake on the menu for some PRISONERS during a made-up holy month of a made-up religion. Stupid fools, they thought the peaceful members of the peaceful religion of peace could eat normal human food while in prison. Somehow it is worse that it happened during a month that is supposed to have something to do with fasting anyhow.
What, you didn't hear? It was in the Daily Mail!
Alrighty, anyway, instead of saying "suck it" like some red-blooded Saxons would have done. Instead of saying "okay, tomorrow the menu won't have ham old chap" like an Englishman would have done, and especially instead of saying "okay, I took the ham off the sandwich, now it's good enough for YOU" like a red blooded American prison chef would have done,
UK has apologized. And having apologized, they are facing a multi-million dollar
HUMAN RIGHTS LAWSUIT
over a stupid frikken prison menu. But, as the song says, there's no England anymore.
Next they will be saying that the taxpayer provided prison cable television system is violating their huuuuuman rights because they had to change the channel because the commercial showed a woman without a burka on. The hussy even showed her ANKLES for the black rock's sake! She should be STONED!
Hey, right back at'cha pal.
How about, if you don't like it, you lump it, or we'll give you a lump on your head.
Coming soon to a United Kingdom near you: sh'aria!
Unless they manage to pull their heads out and see where they're all headed.
"hey, where are we all going, and how did we get into this basket?"
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