This happened to a co-worker of a brother at my church. This brother affirms that it is true, and I'd be willing to visit violence on somebody who insisted on calling him a liar (he's old, but he packs heat, so I probably wouldn't have to).
A little girl walks into the shop and tells the man working inside that there's a man on the ground out back, choking.
He goes to investigate the report and finds the other man at the shop on the ground, choking. On his own blood. After falling off a ladder.
He's in hospital and at least not dead yet but the question arose:
Whose child was the girl? They went and looked at the security camera footage.
There was no girl.
I sh*t you not.
There is no spoon
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