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Friday, October 3, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts:

If you have not read them, you are at a tactical disadvantage.

If you have read them, you already know you are at a tactical disadvantage.

You will find out:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

...and much, much more.

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