Iranians Send Dirty Bomb To Israel! (?)

Here's the analysis that Emperor Misha I missed and then found.

A ship leaves from Iran and goes for the Suez Canal. It is hijacked by Somali pirates. They open one of the containers and find that the fine sandy stuff inside causes burns, hair loss, and death, to not nearly enough 16 of the pirate scum.

That would be radiation poisoning.

That would be highly radioactive fine particulate matter that was going to sail right by Israel. The Iranians seem to have got the fine sandy poison from China.

Certainly Iran would tell you the idea was specifically NOT to blow it all sky-high and let it settle out over Israel and cause sickness and death for the Jews (and Arab Muslims but they're collateral damage in the Jihad).

This is one of, if not THE, biggest stories of the year. And you heard about this first on CNN, FOX, CBS, NBC, ABC, New York Times, Los Angeles Times on a small-potatoes internet blog.

Good job, downstream media.

Remember, Democrats, when you go to vote for Obama on December 4th:

Barack wants to talk with the leaders of Iran without preconditions.