There is a library in Cambridgeshire.
Some retired people meet there for coffee and socialization.
Some wee little babes from a local nursery go there for books and readinafyin' & whatnot.
Obviously we have to BAN the pensioners from having coffee at the library.
To protect the books? To protect the carpet? To protect the pensioners? No no, my friends, it is For the Children! You see, they might get coffee spilled on them by accident.
Next up: banning going outside, in case you fall down. Then, banning staying in because you might bark your shins on your coffee table. Then, we'll just have people kill themselves to protect themselves from themselves.
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