"We don't like the icky climate change thing, but we can't be seen as having accomplished nothing at all over here after spending all this money to set up the conference. We agree that in theory it would be nice if everyone would agree to cooperate and slow their national economies (if rich) or get lots of free money (if poor) and then it, like, wouldn't get all hot an' junk. For now, we'll just keep on pollutin' as usual.
"P.S. please don't ask about our carbon footprints getting here on private jets and driving around in limo's, and don't tell our wives what the 'extra expenses' are on our hotel bills. Also please don't mention the seven-year record-deep snow that fell during the global warming talks. No, we did not actually hear God laughing at us from Heaven.
"XOXOXO, Love, -The World's Leftist Bureaucrats"
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Saturday, December 19, 2009
Crisis Averted! Let's Get Out Of The Blizzard!
The Copenhagen talks about how to crush the western world's capitalist economies in the name of preventing Global Warming! have concluded. An agreement was reached, and it is much better than I had hoped. Basically it says:
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