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Friday, January 1, 2010

TSA: Theatre de Securite Americain

Your name is on a list. You will miss your flight. No you cannot see the list. No you cannot know why your name is on it. No you cannot appeal your name being on the list. No it will never be taken off. Yes you are an average American person who just wanted to be with their family this Christmas. Tough.

Yes the regulations are real. No you were not supposed to know about them. Yes we have to feel up pat down your wife's crotch, and your daughters' also. How did you find out about these regulations? We'll be taking your laptop and interfering with your job, until you tell us.

Both articles seen at Say Uncle.

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