You couldn't walk an extra thirty steps to put your grocery cart in the "please return carts here" area. You left it in the middle of a parking space. You knew it wasn't well-placed, which is why you looked back at it once, and then did a double-take to be sure. Well, it turns out you suck as bad as you thought you might.
Fortunately for your car and the profitability of your car insurance company, I was pushing my cart a few steps behind you on the way to my car. As your lady friend backed your car out of the parking spot directly down hill from where you negligently left your empty shopping cart, I held your cart with mine to prevent it rolling directly into your car. Then I took an extra four steps and at least hooked the wheels of your cart on a curb so it wouldn't roll off into somebody else's car in the lot . . . unlike you.
Such thoughtless, negligent, disrespectful behavior is why you are still driving a hoopty when you are old enough to have two kids. Good luck getting ahead in life; you will probably need it.
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