Because it is such a hazardous substance, there must be emergency spill-response plans in place, and trained first-responders in case of an accidental spill or large-scale release of . . .
milk.
So saith the Environmentalist Persecution Agency. You WILL pay to establish a plan for your dairy farm, or we will prosecute you. Of course, we'll need to hire a few more agents to oversee the new regulation. And the cost of producing milk, with no benefit to the producer or consumer, has gone up because of federal regulation.
You're welcome.
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There is great buzz, but I couldn't find more than reports on reports with a quick search. Source: ?
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