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Monday, September 5, 2011

Police: Not The Solution To EVERY Problem.



For some things, you just go home sad and tell the children it's George Bush's fault. Take this case for instance: If your dog wraps its leash around the headrest and strangles itself to death while you eat, calling the Police is not the appropriate thing to do.

Officer Dave sez: I'm sorry your dog is dead ma'am but you're going to have to explain to the court how it's not a case of improper transport of an animal and/or animal cruelty, seeing how IT'S YOUR OWN STUPID FAULT the poor thing is dead!

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