How is a machine gun like a clip-on necktie?
They both make a very specific task much easier! Also some people despise them for their looks. Also I like them. When I wrote this, I was wearing a clip-on tie. Not packing a machine gun just now, unfortunately.
Oh, also (and this is stretching the joke) if you don't have a belt when using either one, your friends will think you look silly (rimshot)
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