- My Darling Wife: (kidding, I'm pretty sure you can figure this out on your own)
- VFD: Me
- #1: Our first child, a girl
- #2, #3, #4: our second through fourth children, all boys
- The Zoo: Our children
- VFDKitty: #1's cat
- VFDDawg #1 & #2 a bitch and a dog, littermates, both pure chihuahuas
- LB: Listing Buddy.
- CB: Carpool Buddy, more often referred to as LB - since promoted, but the original cubicle-sharer with me at work
- WM: Warehouse Manager, since promoted also but the name also stuck
- NLB: New Listing Buddy; this can refer to any of several new employees where I work
- CO#1 and #2: the people that own my company
- 775: that's the first part of his phone number, and the second part is his name.
- BBM: Big Black Man, the only such who works where I work, unmistakable in a company photo
- GJ: Grumpy Joe
- CB: Cleaning Buddy
- PI: Private Insano, the resident crazy person where I work
- FOG: Front Office Girl, can refer to any of several of them
- RB: Ron's Brother
- NP: Newbie Pat
- PB: Pit Boss, currently my floor manager
- Bad Robot: My Darling Wife's Buick Terraza with a nagging attitude built right in to the computer. Initially named "Stupid Bitch" but revised to be more child-friendly.
- The Hot Rod: My Hyundai Elantra
- Big Brother: A Glock model 22 acquired from government surplus
- Little Brother: A Kel-Tek P-3AT, made of the same stuff as Big Brother, but smaller
- Mr. Gauge: A 12-gauge shotgun, can refer to any of them
- Good Communist (/Socialist/Marxist/etc): a Dead Communist
- JF, TS, GB, SCetc: initials of peoples' names
- Davesville: the City (my the City) where I live and/or work. Not the actual name of my the City.
- RCG: Regulation Compliance Girl, takes care of satisfying OSHA, the Fire Marshall, the EEOC, Hazmat requirements, etc. She wishes you would consult her before doing . . . well, anything, really.
- Guido: One of the men at my job . . . a name of which he approves.
- NJ: The second guy with the same name, which starts with "J"
- POTUS: President of the United States
- SCOTUS: supreme Court of the United States
Glossary
Every once in a while I get a question from a reader about who is represented by the initials or code phrases I use on this blog. Now you know.
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