How To Take Drugs

That is, how to take pills orally, for maximum immediate effectiveness.

If you are having an allergic reaction and want your benadryl to work faster,
If you are having a headache and want your tylenol to work faster
If you are jonesing and want your dope to work faster
etc.,

Crunch it up and let it sit in your mouth for a few moments, then swallow it. Sublingual administration is faster than regular pill-swallowing.

Note: this might give you a tummyache. Some pills are coated to soothe the stomach, and some are made for slow release over time. You are getting a big dose but RIGHT NOW, taking some drugs this way.

Note: Releasing their contents all at once by crunching them is probably a felony (using this product in a manner inconsistent with the labeling)(because you might get a boo-boo).

Note: some drugs might kill you if you take them this way. Consult your physician before doing this.

Also it will likely taste VERY bad. Drugs aren't made to taste good, when they're made to be swallowed as a whole pill.