Thursday, July 7, 2011

Jokes To Make Women Shake Their Heads

The second thing in as many days that a woman would probably not get. What am I, a chauvinist pig? Well . . .

I was walking by a conversation between two co-workers (both male) who were talking about a metal object. One of them referred to it as aluminium. As ours is a different sort of company, I stopped and interjected myself in the discussion:

VFD: Aluminium? What are you, British?
Dude1: ::fake accent:: if I wahs, would vat be a probrum foh yuuu?
VFD: Yeah, I would smash you right in your crooked teeth!
Dude1: !!!
VFD: That's a British joke, get it?
Dude2: LOL!!!

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