Monday, June 15, 2009

There Are No Black Helicopters.

The conspiracy theorists like to talk about "The Unmarked Black Helicopters" that "they" fly around doing nefarious things in. Let me tell you for certain: they are NOT black.

A U.S. Army officer informs me that they are in fact dark green. The markings are typical government aircraft markings, and also dark green. To see the markings you have to be so close you'll get arrested, but they are there.

So there you have it. Now you can say you read on a blog on the Intrawebz about a guy who knows a guy who swears it was true! I mentioned it in passing before but it may have sounded like a joke at that time and I was thinking about it again, so here you go.

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