With Fiscal Responsibility Like This, Who Needs Wastefulness?

Let me see if I have this straight:

We increase the budget by 10% one year,
We increase the budget by 12% the next year,
Including a TRILLION dollar deficit, (update: 1.3 Trillion according to CBO)
Then we declare a freeze on increases to the budget,
But only on the slower-growing 17% of the budget.
Welfare and military spending are excluded.

Okay then. We're well on the way to a balanced budget I guess.