Overheard @ Work

A caller on the Dr. Laura Schlessinger show said something about a $5,000 bill for chemotherapy . . . for a dog. Cleaning Dude came by just then and I said . . .

VFD: CD, would you rather spend $5,000 for chemotherapy or get a new dog and take a vacation
CD: (looks at me like I've grown a third eye in my forehead)
VFD: . . . for a dog
CD: Chemotherapy for a dog.
VFD: Yeah, chemotherapy for a dog for $5,000
CD: I'd take a new dog and a vacation!
VFD: LOL
CD: Let me tell you, my first wife, she paid $600 for surgery on a dog, and three days later, the dog dies.
VFD: Did you get a warranty refund on the surgery?
CD: NO, the vet was not forthcoming with a refund.