On This Day In History . . . Liberation of Auschwitz

The Russian army liberated the work/death camp at Auschwitz in 1945. I take this occasion to reiterate my Promise to all persons, everywhere: 1: If you say, in my hearing, that the holocaust never happened, I will punch you as hard as I can, in the mouth, if I can reach it. 2: If you are joking, you will be made to take it back. Forcibly, if required, see item 1, above.