So the Stupidest Thing Ever got a little stupid-er. I noticed that I was still showing up as David VoteFor instead of VoteForDavid. A well-phrased Google search brought me to How to Change Your Display Name on Blogger which is exactly what I wanted to do in the first place...and I couldn't! As I went to follow the instructions, I noticed they were wrong, and that I had an option to change to a different profile. Google in their typical not-evil-but-awfully-control-freak-ish way switched me to a Google+ profile instead of a plain jane Blogger profile because they know better. The instructions were wrong for the Google+ profile, but as soon as I changed back to the profile I WANTED to use in the first place, they gave me an option to pick my display name. BAM. How hard was that?
So I went to update the Stupidest Thing Ever post and...couldn't. Of all my postings, that's the one that I can't edit. Whiskey Tango Hotel, over. So now you get a whole new post on the subject, whoopeedee!