It's Happened. The Lunatics Are Now Running the Asylum.

I used to joke, privately, to myself, that, since we are assigning all these "rights" to animals, plants would be next.

Proving once again that modern liberalism truly is a mental disorder, Switzerland is assigning rights to plants.

It is morally ok to mow a field for farming, but not to pick a flower. The next step is clear.

We must stop eating plants, as they are our moral brothers. We already have stopped eating animals for the same reason. We must only eat air. Of course, it is the essence of selfishness to drink water from a stream, as it takes from the fish. Drinking rain water as it falls from the sky, obviously takes the life-giving water from the earth itself. We must stop eating and drinking.

Fortunately, those who truly adhere to this philosophy will remove themselves from the gene pool. The problem is with the hypocrites who force socialist philosophy down our throats while eating the flesh of small children behind closed doors.

If people had stayed in their Bibles, this would not even be a concern. It says the earth, the plants, the animals, are for us to have dominion over, take care of, and even (gasp! horrors!) eat.

Don't get me wrong, I love plants and animals. They taste great. Just stay out of my garden if you think the flowers have rights.

I wonder what they would think about my right to self defense?