You Got Bad Vibes, Is Why

"They" say that we all vibrate. Everything vibrates, just a little bit, not so you would notice, but everything moves. Also that most of matter is empty space. Stuff looks solid but the atoms of which everything is composed are mostly void, with a few small charged particles whirling about. They're small and close together, but still.

So?

So I gotta theory.

The reason you can't walk through walls is that you can't vibrate the right way. The reason you can't see through them is that they vibrate the wrong way. You can pick up a radio station by making a crystal in your radio vibrate the right way. That is easy. If you could change your own body's resonance, could you walk right through a wall? If you could change the harmonics of the wall, could you see through it?

Jesus knows how to do everything, right? Especially after he was glorified, he can do whatever. So why is it a big deal that he knows how to change his resonance to match the house and walks in on a closed-door church meeting?

Troy Hurtubise invented the Angel Light but he doesn't know how it works. I'm thinking maybe it changes the resonance of the walls you shine it on, just enough to allow light to pass through. And if you do the same thing to a living creature, or anything electronic, it dies. Then he had an engineer help him change it into the God light, and it's curing cancer.

Compare the amazing unknown with what happens when folks know what they are doing, and it's like "real" scientists are taking baby steps. Using sound and light to image disease progress is hardly reversing brain damage and curing cancer, but they know what they are doing.

If you could change your resonant frequency to make you lighter than air, or so that air moved over you, could you fly? If you tuned in a lightning bolt, could you shock a bad guy? Would that make you a wizard - or a scientist?

Dreams Come In Packs Sometimes.

I had a dream this morning. It was pleasant, but none of the circumstances in it had ever applied to my life simultaneously in real life. It was a dream, and you know how dream plot lines can twist themselves. I woke up and #1 was crying from a bad dream she had.

Sometimes it happens that I will wake up from an evil dream, at the same time that one or more of the other members of my hold awakes from an evil dream, sometimes with them crying. I think that sometimes something nasty might be passing by (spirit, animal, weather, or human) that spreads its influence all the way into our home. I couldn't give a better definition than that without writing a multi-page thesis I think, and if you got what I meant, you know what I mean.

But isn't it an odd thing for the American mind to consider, that we might have bad dreams at the same time, influenced by the same force? I wonder if our neighbors' homes are likewise affected simultaneously . . .

True Story, I Kid You Not.

This happened to a co-worker of a brother at my church. This brother affirms that it is true, and I'd be willing to visit violence on somebody who insisted on calling him a liar (he's old, but he packs heat, so I probably wouldn't have to).

A little girl walks into the shop and tells the man working inside that there's a man on the ground out back, choking.

He goes to investigate the report and finds the other man at the shop on the ground, choking. On his own blood. After falling off a ladder.

He's in hospital and at least not dead yet but the question arose:

Whose child was the girl? They went and looked at the security camera footage.

There was no girl.

I sh*t you not.