- Good: Always having a knife on your person
- Bad: Losing your knife
- Worse: At an inflatable party zone playground
- Ugly: During a child's birthday party with 30 kids running around
- Good: Having a 6th sense about your weapons
- Better: Realizing your knife is missing and telling one staff member and one friend
- Best: Finding the knife in a cranny right near where where your spidey senses first started going off
Thank God, that could have gone a lot worse. The party was good great fun, by the way. But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . . .
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