Thursday, September 1, 2011

News That Sounds Like A Joke Roundup

I shake my head and wonder when Jesus will come back. To hear stories like this makes me want to go to bed . . . or is that because it's past the witching hour? Oh well, read 'em and weep:

Illinois pays sex offenders to babysit for poor families

You can't fire an alcoholic truck driver. He's disaaaabled.

Secretary of the United States of America's Department of Labor shows solidarity with the workers of America . . . by buying a car made in Canada with Canadanadian parts.

Hat tips: Instapundit

Man dies of infection. TOOTH infection. Better pull that sumbich with some pliers!

Wikileaks takes issue with The Guardian for . . . leaking information about wikileaks

Hat tips: Fark.com

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