Sitting at my computer, I noticed some serious crunching-data sounds from the hard drive. I looked over and the firewall indicated inbound and outbound traffic and my heart started to think about going pitty-pat at what the [deleted] my computer might be doing as I was reading the news. . .
. . . then I realized the sound is the humidifier smashing water into steam in the next room, and the internet activity is loading my headline news stories.