Thursday, July 17, 2008

Black People Can Be Racist?!?

Obama the (half white, half) Black Man has the 'support' of 89% of american black voters.
McCain the White Man has the support of 2% of american black voters.

You people are racists.

Yes, you people.

If you vote for somebody because of their skin color you are a miserable stinking [whole string of expletives deleted] racist.



If I vote for McCain because he's white, that's racist right?
So how come you're not a slave owning, illegitimate slave child having slave selling I-hate-that-other-color racist that should be put in jail for hate crimes if you vote for obiminy because he's black(er than McCizzle)?

It doesn't bother you that he's half white
It doesn't bother you that he made more money off a garbage book than you will make in your life
It doesn't bother you that he has a genuinely CRAZY wife, theology, foreign policy, domestic policy, economic goal set
It doesn't bother you that he is a for-crying-out-loud marxist socialist, advocating ideas that have already lead to the deaths of upwards of 100 MILLION PEOPLE! DEAD!

Because he's black, and therefore more like you than John is,

That would be John who wants you to keep more of your money, put your kids in a good school of your choice (and not sex-educate your kindergarteners), win the war on terror(ists), and generally kick ass as a country like we have done for the last 200+ years.

Nope, you like the dark skinded ones.

Well, okay, but



(cute little boy photo from wonkette.com without permission)
(hillary supporters, you're sexist so don't get too smug)

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