Friday, July 18, 2008

Governor Perry is Trying to Get Me Not to Vote Against Him.

From World Net Daily and just about every conservative talk show out there:

So a couple of girls, 14 and 16 years old, stumble upon a drunken gang initiation whilst walking through a park. They are raped and murdered. One of the rapist/murderers is already dead, and the second is scheduled to stop sucking my tax dollars to keep feeding, housing, and clothing him in (checks calendar) 18 days.

Hold on there.

Mexico (that doesn't believe in killing folks that need killin', like red blooded Texas does) says: That boy's an illegal immigrant from Mexico! You can't just treat him like any other prisoner, he has to talk to the Consul! The forms of Kanly have not been obeyed! You can't kill him! Waaaaa world opinion back us up here!

Pres. Bush: Texas, y'all knock off executin' this scumbag.
supreme Court: Not so fast there pres'.
World court: Not so fast there Texas.

Governor Perry: [deleted] you guys and the [deleted][deleted] horse you rode in on. This [deleted] killed our citizens and he's going to ride the lightning. World court, mexico, everybody, go [deleted] yourself.

Pretty Boy Rick: you're a liberrl and I don't like a lot of what you do, but in this case, you're speaking my language. My only question is: what is taking so stinking long to off this jerk?

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