Friday, July 11, 2008

More News From the Handbasket

Alrighty then. You speculated on a house and couldn't flip it as fast or as profitably as you thought. You might even have lied a little (or a lot) on the application. Now your *ss is being hounded by a mortgage you should never have got into. And it's my fault. I guess I'll just bend over and pay up $5T to cover your sh*tty business deal, no problem.

Hold on there.

Okay, if that's not a good enough deal, how about fingerprint checks for everybody in the mortgage business, with no additional safeguard for what should and used to be one of the most powerful guarantees of identity.

No?

Say, what's this basket made of, anyway?

Hint: I'm talking about this abomination here.

That is all.

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