Thursday, September 11, 2008

Young Black Queers: Getting Sick!

A new generation of queers is raising concern at the CDC. They are "catching HIV" at statistically higher levels than other MSMs There is an education campaign supposedly in the works. We may assume that it does not involve telling people that God said not to bugger each other, and that the Syndrome is very likely also a Punishment.

Yes I have skin made of Nomex. Why do you ask?

Look folks, Don't be queer, don't shoot up (especially with somebody else's dirty [deleted] needles), and don't be sleeping around with any john with a hairy [deleted] that you meet in the "men's" room. SHAZAM you will find 100% reduction in the number of new cases.

It's a behaviourally transmitted disease. If you'd do what God told you to do you wouldn't get it. That's all.

All this, totally aside from the controversy over whether there actually IS such at thing as HIV that causes AIDS (which is not a disease, hence the S in AIDS). To question the orthodoxy on this one is apparently like questioning if the earth truly is round. Oh well, at least the glowbull wormeners are losing ground in the 'the science is incontrovertible' territory.

Yes, queer. A plumber who tries to use only one gender of fittings and a dog with two heads and no tail is also queer. Let us please try to refrain from destroying the use of the perfectly good word for light-hearted and merry by letting the queers abscond with "gay" without a fight.

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