I know this is a foreign concept around here, and somewhat more difficult to understand because huge, fluffy snowflakes are falling on your car, but come on now: If you are splashing WATER on the car next to you as they pass you on the right, you need to either move over, or speed up, or both.
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It snowed in Austin and all the surrounding area today. Actual makes-perfect-snowballs snow, along with some sleet and freezing rain. By lunch there was some accumulation and I made a snowmonster on the front lawn at work. The snow looked like about an inch and a half deep, plenty enough to make up . . .
Algore the Abominable!!!!1!
Because I work with a valiant bunch of lads, by the time I came out from the shop at the day's end, Algore there had taken a pretty nasty shanking to the head, with a kitchen knife as long as he is tall, and plenty of ketchup-gore for effect. Also he had sprouted a huge penis, because they are young males, after all.
There was reportedly a snowball fight between the General Manager and Maintenance Dude. One of the drivers waited 10 minutes but the attackers held out, and eventually he was ambushed by 4 snowball laden men when he got out of his truck.
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Did Al Gore come into town? What's the deal with all the global warming on the ground then?
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