Thursday, February 4, 2010

Either I'm A Heartless Bastard

or else my Darling Wife is off due to being-pregnant hormones. Or both.

5 minutes ago I told her about a boy in UK who went to do some laundry in the middle of the night and the washing machine twisted his arm off. His brother helped him out with first aid but neither of them thought to go wake up mummy. Back to bed.

In the morning, when the family woke up, he apologized to his mother that his arm was off.

My Darling Wife is still crying.

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