Dog Training: That Dumb Dog.

Tex seems to have come to an understanding with my Darling Wife and me:

Wherever I am is the opposite of where he wants to be (unless a friend of his is nearby),
He'll keep off the furniture, and
He won't bite and he won't get choked out.

That's about all I expect out of a half-trained puppy that's staying at my house for a few days. If that's as far as we get, that's fine. If we make friends, that'll be better for the next time (in 2 weeks) he spends a week with us.