Obama Orders FBI To Read Miranda Rights To TANGOES In Afghanistan!

Nevermind that we are in a SHOOTING WAR and these are the guys shooting at us.
Nevermind that they are NOT IN AMERICA.
Nevermind that they are irregular, non-uniformed fighters NOT covered by the Geneva Conventions we signed on to.
Nevermind that they have information which will keep our men alive if we get it out of them.
Nevermind that they are faithful muslims Islamic Extremists

No no, disregard all that. Good luck keeping it quiet PresBO: President Obama orders Miranda statements read to detainees in Afghanistan.