Filters Up!

It is good to have a mental filter to prevent you saying things you ought not to say. Tonight I wanted the older children hurried up because it was pushing 22:00, I was tired, and they were still doing Bedtime Business. I was giving #4 his bottle and said to my Darling Wife:

"Go put a boot up th-" and stopped, then continued "Go tell the kids to hurry up, please."

If you never served in the military, you will have missed it, but those who served will be chuckling.