Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Newt Gingrich Kills Self, Film at 11

Dear Newt,

It was nice having you show up for yet another bid at the Presidential nomination. Too bad you forgot that we melted the switchboard when McCain tried to get your idea passed in Congress a few years back. We are very glad you showed your pro-amnesty colors before we wasted our primary ballots on you, so

Thanks,

The People who Actually Vote

P.S. we're still mad at you for cheating on your wife.

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