Monday, July 27, 2009

You. Yes, You, Personally. Are Stupid. Or Bad. Or BOTH.

I recently had my impression of these men (almost always men) reinforced by the actions of one driver on the road the other day. . . .

If you have a truck lifted and equipped for mudding and you take it to the mud hole, that's fine. That's one thing. When you drive it to work and back by yourself every day, and wear out your $300 (each) tires on the pavement, and drive like an asshole besides, that makes you STUPID.

If you have a thyroid problem, have had recent surgery, or just had a baby, that's one thing. When you are morbidly obese for most other reasons, it is a pretty strong indicator that you are personally deficient in one or more of a dozen different ways.

That is all.

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