Wednesday, February 15, 2012

There Is Still A 100% Effective Prevention Method . . .

The CDC is raising the alarm that gonorrhea is developing resistance to the last, best antibiotics we have. Soon, the fear is that we will be unable to treat this disease.

Well let's go down and swim in the Crimea River.

You know how you treat gonorrhea? Chiefly by not getting it by having unprotected sex with strangers, then by not having unprotected sex with casual acquaintances. You know, there used to be this weird thing called a "moral standard" in our society, probably based on the Biblical prohibition of fornication. They used to say "don't go having sex out of wedlock." When you never had sex with anybody, and your new spouse never had sex with anybody, guess what? YOU DON'T HAVE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES!

Abstinence works 100% of the time not only against gonorrhea and pregnancy, but also all those other fun things you get from having sex with other people of unknown medical condition. Keep it zipped up, keep 'em crossed, and you have zero reason for concern about antibiotic resistant super STDs.

I'm just sayin'.

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