I Could've Saved Them The Money (x2)

First of it's kind study finds that when you see F'd up stuff on Jury duty, you are affected by it.

Really? Wow. So when you see video of a woman being gang-raped, heroin injected into her and then having her head blown off with a 12-gauge shotgun, you don't just shrug that off and go back to life as you were? Huh! Who knew! So when you see a little kid being all kinds of abused in a kiddie porn trial and they trot out the evidence, you might be disturbed by that after the trial? WOW!

Study finds parents buy stuff their kids want in the grocery. Really? Well frikken how DO you DO? You mean, they don't even realize anymore how many purchases they make when little Johnny says "But I want an Oompa Loompa NOOOOOW! and the parents like don't even keep track?

Shazam! That's some mighty fine detective work there, Lou!

You know, for a fraction of the millions of dollars that went into these studies, I could have given them a paper written up all scientific-like with exactly the same results. ::shakes head:: Sigh. I guess I'm in the wrong line of work.