Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Exposure To Celebrity Mercury is Hazardous . . .

The Celebrity (cruise lines ocean liner named) Mercury is out for another tour. The last three cruises of this ship saw people getting a nasty case of the sh*ts Norovirus with a supposedly-thorough cleaning between cruises. They cleaned it again and now she's underway with a fresh load of victims passengers.

I just realised: the passengers have been getting sick from too much exposure to mercury

It's a joke. Relax.

(Just don't relax on the Celebrity Mercury until they find out where the norovirus is hanging out. . .)

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