I Sure Love My Darling Wife

VFD: I sure must love you
DW: Why?
VFD: Because that's the first time I ever scrubbed a bathroom floor that I wasn't under orders to do it
DW: No.
VFD: When did I ever scrub a bathroom floor?
DW: When I threw up
VFD: I sure must love you . . .

So we had a little incident with the john in one of our bathrooms. I got a call at work telling me I would have a toilet mess to clean up. #1 only, thankfully, and she had at least put a towel down and shut the supply valve at the wall. So, for an hour after the Zoo went to bed, I was cleaning floor and unclogging toilet. Did I mention she loves the smell of Pine-Sol, and I hate it?

Eeeeeeeewwwwww