Madness @ Work!

At work we have a fellow who comes in and cleans the place for half a day, every day. we'll call him Cleaning Buddy. One morning, he came in and called out to LB, who was nearby. CB had found what looked for all the world to be a spray of poo on the seat of a toilet. CB was in the bathroom, and said,

CB: LB, come here, you're not going to believe this.
LB: (comes in to the bathroom, sees CB looking at a crapper)
LB: (takes a closer look)
LB: (Reaches out and takes a pinch of poo off the seat)
CB: (Turns pale)
LB: (Smells said poo, wrinkles nose)
CB: (Turns ghostly white)
LB: (Tastes the poo, makes disgusted face)
LB: Man, that's nasty.
CB: (This is his surprised face) . . .
CB: You mother[deleted]. LOL!
LB: LOL!

One day, LB had some extra refried beans from lunch. He stayed late and made a strategic deposit of perfectly-edible beans in disgusting-looking quantity on the toilet seat in one of the restrooms. The next day, LB made a point of hanging out near the restrooms when CB came in to clean them. . . .

Small company, big fun.