Sometimes, customers come into our shop and look around to see what else they want to impulse-buy. Sometimes, they are straight arrows. Sometimes, they give every appearance of being just a couple of steps shy of looney toons. Today we had a pair of real humm-dingers come in that set off LB's and my spidey senses for 'harmless nutter proximity.' They went out for a tour of the stuff out back and . . .
LB: Now the next time when them people come through, I will be donning (puts on an extremely strange looking head-mounted scientific instrument) this hat.
VFD: Now you are making fun of the crazy people.
LB: Naw, I just want to see what they would say.
VFD: No, you are manipulating them for your amusement. That's making fun.
In his defense, the funny hat was off when they came through.
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