Monday, August 23, 2010

Please Pray For My Toofers

I made the mistake of chewing gum on a set of bad teeth and it pulled something important rather too hard. I've a splitting toothache which I hope for the sake of my wallet will go away overnight, otherwise I'm off to a dentist for the first time in a decade.

Christians, please pray for my poor widdle teeth.

And my liver. You can only take so much of the stuff that keeps pain away. Cloves seem to be most effective but they're abrasive. A mouth full of salt water and/or garlic helps too but it can only be kept in for so long. Ibuprofen and acetaminophen have their uses too but OOF! "Take THAT, liver!"

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