One of the guys at work tells a joke that goes like this:
Kung Fu is in Chinese people's blood. You know what else is in Chinese people's blood?
My Darling Wife acquired a couple of Subway sandwiches for us for supper. The children (eating spaghetti) were curious and asked what was in the sandwiches. I replied
and then I thought of my friend from work, and sent him a TXT MSG on the phone:
Socialism is in the President's blood. You know what else is in the President's blood?
DOG. MEAT. !