Monday, December 15, 2008

Why I Don't Fly Anymore:

Read this here. It's an oldie but a goodie and one of the principal reasons I refused to fly out to El Paso to pick up my wife when she wanted me to a month ago. Nice.

Maybe if I am forced to fly by some exigent future circumstance, I'll call ahead to make sure whomever is waiting for me knows I will be late, then go in with a T-shirt that says I AM A TERRORIST AND YOU WILL DIE or some such.

In the old days, this was a beat-down for a cop gone bad. Now it's a meek citizen happy to not be a newly-minted Felon.

I'll drive. I'll take the bus. But you won't catch me on a plane until the TSA goes TU.

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