Vote For David Glossary

Every once in a while I get a question from a reader about who is represented by the initials or code phrases I use on this blog. I just wrote a post that had THREE specialized terms, and realized you actually might be well served with a glossary. So here 't'is. I'm sure I've missed something and I'll update this list as I remember to do so.

My Darling Wife: (kidding, I'm pretty sure you can figure this out on your own)
VFD: Me
#1: Our first child, a girl
#2, #3, #4: our second through fourth children, all boys
The Zoo: Our children
VFDKitty: #1's cat
VFDDawg #1 & #2 a bitch and a dog, littermates, both pure chihuahuas
LB: Listing Buddy.
CB: Carpool Buddy, more often referred to as LB - since promoted, but the original cubicle-sharer with me at work
WM: Warehouse Manager, since promoted also but the name also stuck
NLB: New Listing Buddy; this can refer to any of several new employees where I work
CO#1 and #2: the people that own my company
775: that's the first part of his phone number, and the second part is his name.
BBM: Big Black Man, the only such who works where I work, unmistakable in a company photo
GJ: Grumpy Joe
CB: Cleaning Buddy
PI: Private Insano, the resident crazy person where I work
FOG: Front Office Girl, can refer to any of several of them
RB: Ron's Brother
NP: Newbie Pat
PB: Pit Boss, currently my floor manager
Bad Robot: My Darling Wife's Buick Terraza with a nagging attitude built right in to the computer. Initially named "Stupid Bitch" but revised to be more child-friendly.
The Hot Rod: My Hyundai Elantra
Big Brother: A Glock model 22 acquired from government surplus
Little Brother: A Kel-Tek P-3AT, made of the same stuff as Big Brother, but smaller
Mr. Gauge: A 12-gauge shotgun, can refer to any of them
Good Communist (/Socialist/Marxist/etc): a Dead Communist
JF, TS, GB, SCetc: initials of peoples' names
Davesville: the City (my the City) where I live and/or work. Not the actual name of my the City.
RCG: Regulation Girl, takes care of satisfying OSHA, the Fire Marshall, the EEOC, Hazmat requirements, etc. She wishes you would consult her before doing . . . well, anything, really.