~or~ More News From the Place where England Used to Be:
This is the second time in as many years this story line has made its way across the Atlantic. This time it's a million-dollar property. A guy leaves for a vacation and finds out his house has been taken over by "students" . . . and the Police won't kick them out. This cat has to wait and see if a civil court judge will issue an eviction notice.
I like one of the commenters' ideas: have a true friend* lob a wasp's nest through the window and the bums will self-evict. Then you fumigate and move back in.
Note: in a land where the people are not forbidden to own guns this is a simple fix.
Homeowner: You are trespassing, and depriving me of $1,000,000 and everything I own
Trespasser: So?
Homeowner: So if you don't get out I'll cap you. You have three seconds. Two . . .
The rest of the scenario is up to the bum to decide how it turns out. Fun fact: a knife can be planted on a corpse after a murder is done, and BAM you've got self-defense!
(note: VoteForDavid strictly condemns murder, and house stealing. Don't do either.)
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*"Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies."
Hat tip: Moonbattery
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