We Have Yellows.

I was on my feet and decided to be charitable to my Darling Wife:

VFD: Do you want anything?
(fast forward 30 seconds of dithering)
DW: I want orange juice, but we don't have orange juice.
VFD: I think we have apple.
DW: Do we have any oranges?
VFD: We have yellows.
DW: Don't we have oranges?
VFD: We have yellows.
DW: What's a yellow?
VFD: An orange that came in a red bag so they looked like oranges, but they're yellow.
DW: *exhasperated* TSK! Just some water and a yellow, then.

:D Great success.