Friday, October 31, 2008

Global Warming Causing Record Cold Temperatures!

In the US, winter is cold.

In further news, fire is hot and you should not play in traffic.

I suppose a natural weather cycle will leave you scratching your head if you were expecting temperatures to rise like the stock market, but then, look what happened to the stock market. Sunspots made it crash!

Oh well, at least there have been some sunspots recently.

Oh, and a bunch of methane has been released lately all over the planet. We should have been feeling the heat from such a widespread methane release by now, but it keeps getting colder!

Climate change = weather. Don't be scared of it. Prepare for cold winters and hot summers. When it's time for this planet to go out, it's going to be in a fire storm, and then it's going to get tossed like an old shirt (according to the Bible). YOU aren't going to cause it with your SUV.

Still, it's nice of you to lower the cost of my gasoline by buying less, so thanks for being too scared to drive a truck, I guess.

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