And I've Got A Bridge For Sale.

Further proof that you don't have to be smart to be the owner of important stuff: a Spanish woman has claimed ownership of the Sun. Yes, that the Sun. She wants to raise money for her bankrupt nation by charging royalties.

Good luck collecting on that

Good luck proving ownership in court if you try collecting on that

I'll be joining the class-action lawsuit for damages from sun burns, but I expect the people dying of melanoma will probably beat me to the payments.

You, Senora, are an idiot.