Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Kids Do The Darnedest Things

Just now, two hours after lights-out, #3 having never fallen asleep yet:

#3: DAAADEEEEE!!!
VFD: (enters room with flashlight) What.
#3: My bank it (tugs on blankets)

#3 needed help covering himself with his blankets. He needed help because he was out of position. His usual sleeping position was occupied by a DRY diaper and a PISSED-ON pillow and blanket. SRSLY? WHY would you take off your diaper and piss the bed? If he was old enough for logical thought I would be mad. Instead I spanked his bare bottom once, put the diaper back on it, recovered his bed while telling him not to pee in it ("that's icky" was said at least once) and told him to go to sleep. I put a blanket on him and left the room.

. . . and now he's humming. Again.

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